This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters
Headcanon A: what I think realistically
Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious
C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends
that falls under hilarious
I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this
i feel so weird saying my own name
Pixar can never top this.
Me starting a rebellion at my school
all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT FUCKING RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD
Stick twirls. Yes, I am this bored.
tickle my butt with those fingers
The orgasms you could give with that hand are probably mind blowing
well this took an unexpected turn