I watch this disturbing video every easter
The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece.
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
people with vaginas
what are they called again?
They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
whoop there it is
Sometimes I want to draw but I don’t know what to draw and I kinda just draw a circle
NOW THIS FUCKING CIRCLE HAS 200+ NOTES WTF
Okay it’s a good circle but come on
You can’t stop this circle now, it’s on a roll.
facebook does not appreciate me
it’s okay we appreciate you here
does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???
one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school
and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person
this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen
this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
the disclaimer though
reblogging again because I actually read the disclaimer this time…
google street view made half a cat i cant breathe
it’s the fucking middle stage of an animorph
don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums. anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.
Don’t make me snap my fingers in a
say a Latin incantation
sacrificed to Satan
E t e r n a l D a m n a t i o n