Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom.
It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a cigarette in your life.
that is so painfully accurrate
Ugh, so many
This is the best transformation ever
the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra
also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right
the two most important things in every girl’s life
the boobs and the laptop
What if you could just like, pull on the inside corners of peoples mouths and flip them inside out.
Like with these toys.
Like seriously. How chill would that be.
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
Actual Sassmaster, George Takei.
George Takei, ladies and gentlemen!
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.
though a well known fixture around several of the city’s churches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living instead off his monthly state pension of 80 euros.
This guy is so… awesome. Amazing. Inspiring.
Sometimes people are just amazing.