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jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

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naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

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hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 


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legfruit:

Don’t ever get initimdated by messaging people on tumblr. Behind that blog is someone with a bad posture and crumbs all over their lap laughing at a picture of a horse in pyjamas










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perks of being a girl

  • I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners





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keepcalmandplaysburbbeta:

It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

keepcalmandplaysburbbeta:

It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

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kohri:

Yellow Magical Girls (1995 - 2014)

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shoutkatvantas:

shooshedpappings:

artisfornerdz:

Made a Feferi statue at my art institude

Amazing~

holy heck

shoutkatvantas:

shooshedpappings:

artisfornerdz:

Made a Feferi statue at my art institude

Amazing~

holy heck

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cross out the things you’ve done

cagedlarrrrrrybirds:

  • Left high school.
  • Kissed someone.
  • Collected something really stupid.
  • Smoked a cigarette.
  • Got so drunk you passed out.
  • Rode every ride at an theme park.
  • Gone to a rock concert.
  • Helped someone.
  • Gone fishing.
  • Watched four movies in one night.
  • Gone long periods of time without sleep.
  • Lied to someone.
  • Snorted cocaine.
  • Failed a class.
  • Smoked weed.
  • Dealt drugs.
  • Been in a car accident.
  • Been in a tornado.
  • Been to a funeral.
  • Burned yourself (not on purpose)
  • Ran a marathon.
  • Cried yourself to sleep. 
  • Spent over £/$/(?)200 in one day.
  • Flown on a plane.
  • Cheated on someone.
  • Been cheated on.
  • Written a 10 page letter.
  • Gone skiing.
  • Been sailing.
  • Have a best friend.
  • Lost someone you loved.
  • Shoplifted something.
  • Been to jail.
  • Dangerously close to being in jail.
  • Skipped school.
  • Had detention.
  • Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
  • Stolen books from the library. 
  • Gone to a different country.
  • Dropped out of school.
  • Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
  • Had an online diary.
  • Had a yard sale.
  • Had a lemonade stand.
  • Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
  • Been in a school play.
  • Been fired from a job.
  • Swam with dolphins.
  • Taken a lie detector test.
  • Gone to Sea World.
  • Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
  • Written poetry.
  • Read more than 20 books a year.
  • Gone to Europe
  • Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
  • Used a coloring book over age 12.
  • Had surgery.
  • Had stitches.
  • Taken a taxi.
  • Seen the Washington Monument.
  • Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
  • Overdosed.
  • Been in a fist fight.
  • Gone surfing in California.
  • Had a hamster/guinea pig.
  • Pet a wild animal.
  • Used a credit card.
  • Did “spirit day” at school.
  • Dyed your hair.
  • Got a tattoo.
  • Got straight A’s. 
  • Been on the Honor Roll.
  • Know someone with HIV or AIDS.
  • Made-out with someone.
  • Played on a sports team.
  • Snuck out of the house. 
  • Swore at a teacher. 
  • Gone laser tagging.
  • Had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • Been on the TV.
  • French braided.
  • Skinny-dipped.
  • Driven a car.
  • Performed in front of an audience.
  • Gone bungee-jumping.
  • Been to Mexico.
  • Crashed a car.
  • Sky dived.
  • Been kissed in the rain.
  • Made an 11:11 wish.
  • Drank alcohol.
  • Forwarded a chain letter.
  • Made a mistake.

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fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

fregg:

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

a very beautiful trashcan

make all the male trash cans go crash boom bang